YOU AIN’T GOT NOTHIN ON ME, MKAY?
I LOVE YOU.
LETS RUN AWAY TO ALASKA.
RENT A WOODEN HOUSE.
AND HAVE TWO COMPUTERS.
AND SLEIGH BELLS.
AND A KIDNAPPED JOHNNY DEPP ON THE BED.
….THIS PLAN SOUNDS EXCELLENT.
OH BUT WAIT
CAN THIS WOODEN HOUSE HAVE A…SECRET WINDOW
YEAH THAT JUST HAPPENED.
WATCH OUT WEVE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE.
/COPYING YOU LIKE A BAWS.
… thanks? Who are you?
Eli Loker. We’ve talked before. Briefly.
You can find many things around here - logic just isn’t one of them. And I’d say there’s a fair bit more than just innuendos going around. Are you a native to the city yourself?
That’s true. Not really, but kind of. I go to school here but didn’t exactly live in the city.
ARE YOU BEING PISSY AT ME AGAIN
NO LMFAO I LOVE YOU.
Boredom, mostly. I’ve been in and out of Boston, but I suppose you could say I’ve got a morbid fascination for places run by the Bradfords. It’s a little like watching an expensive train wreck.
Well I can’t deny that this place gets very entertaining. It’s like comedy for the middle class, but without the logic and with a whole ton of sexual innuendos.